June 2012
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May 2012
18 posts
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“Protect me from knowing what I don’t need to know. Protect me from even knowing...”
– Douglas Adams
happy towel day
Community renewed! →
Six seasons and a movie!
Six seasons and a movie!
calvinmarkus:
“All right listen up. Until we can close that portal up there, what we need is containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Stark, you’ve got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash. Thor, you’ve gotta try and bottleneck that portal, slow them down. You’ve got the lightning;...
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The consensus among E.T.A.s is that Head Trainer Barry Loach resembles a wingless fly–blunt and scuttly, etc. One E.T.A. tradition consists of Big Buddies recounting to new or very young Little Buddies the saga of Loach and how he ended up as an elite Head Trainer even though he doesn’t have an official degree in Training or whatever from Boston College, which is where he’d gone to school. In...
“Do you have diet tea here?”
“YEAH BITCH IT’S CALLED TEA”
April 2012
7 posts
ask me what it’s like to know you’ve missed an opportunity to see Jeff Mangum live
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#1 on the car karaoke charts
March 2012
10 posts
85 year old porn →
it could be your grandmother
This tendency to involuted abstraction is sometimes called “Marijuana Thinking”; and by the way, the so-called “Amotivational Syndrome” consequent to massive Bob Hope-consumption is a misnomer, for it is not that Bob Hope-smokers lose interest in practical functioning, but rather Marijuana-Think themselves into labyrinths of reflexive abstraction that seem to cast doubt on the very possibility of...
February 2012
4 posts
we can’t call people without wings angels, so we call them friends
would anyone be interested in making some sport with me this week? racquetball or tennis or interesting trades accepted?
January 2012
8 posts
December 2011
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